Giving yourself to Jesus.

Monday, February 28, 2005  > Trackback URL
That Jesus, such a playa! Keep your pimp hand strong, JC!

While on the topic, here's an interesting news story that some of you may have been following. Seriusly, this girl is a freakin floozie! She's already dropped down on her knees for 4 dudes in the hockey locker room and now there are stories coming out that she's been doing this at dorm rooms. Damn, what a hoe! And only 15 years old, damn. That has got to be some sort of skank record!

Second Sex Incident Alleged At School

Hockey Players Expelled Earlier This Month

MILTON, Mass. -- Milton Academy officials have learned of a second sexual incident at the private school, resulting in more disciplinary action. Five hockey players were expelled earlier this month amid allegations they engaged in sex acts with a 15-year-old female student in a boys' locker room. The Boston Globe said the investigation into that incident resulted in school officials learning of a similar one two days earlier in a dorm room. The incident in the dorm room allegedly involved the same girl, three of the hockey players and a fourth boy. A spokeswoman for the school said the other boy has been placed on leave and a boy who acted as a lookout has been suspended for one week. Police have not yet decided whether to bring criminal charges against any of the boys involved. The girl remains on leave.

Charge it to my BlueBall Card.

Sunday, February 27, 2005  > Trackback URL
Charge it to my blue balls...
Chris and Traci had a friend over that had a "blue ball" credit card. Wow, could you imagine just telling a store clerk that you're going to pay with your blue balls card? Ha!


Waaz drinks nattie with a straw.

Saturday, February 26, 2005  > Trackback URL
Waaz drinks nattie with a straw.

John doesn't know how to take a good picture.

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Take two John...
John cannot take a good picture. I think it is physically impossible, he always looks like a goon for some reaon or another. Now Charlie on the other hand, always clutch with some sort of look. Here, he's giving the classic "thumbs up", excellent.

Traci's Birthday Party.

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Chillin at Chris and Traci's house for T's birthday.

Wildcat Mountain

Friday, February 25, 2005  > Trackback URL
Took the longer way home from Sunday River today, got to see Wildcat and Tuckerman's.

Yay beer.

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Waaz and I solute beer.

DYKES!

Thursday, February 24, 2005  > Trackback URL
Let Dykes fill all your restaurant supply needs! Dykes has been serving the nation for over 40 years! Call the Dykes 1800 number, talk to Dykes for free from anywhere! What are you waiting for, you could be talking to Dykes right now! Dykes, Dykes, Dykes!

Asians are nasty at Dance Dance Revolution

Wednesday, February 23, 2005  > Trackback URL
Why is every asian person insane at Dance Dance Revolution? Seriously, they dance so fast the machine starts to smoke. Take this guy, his feet were moving so fast that he started to draw a crowd at Dave & Busters. When he beat the level people started to clap... No joke.

E-mail From The Duke

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This is an e-mail that I got from The Duke today. I'm completely down with this, something tells me that we'd need some beruit partners, or at least a free hospital ride.

"WE NEEEED TO DO THIS!" - The Duke.

Nice Pasta Rocket.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005  > Trackback URL
Time for some thievery. I could use a Ferrari.

Steve's Costanza Wallet

Monday, February 21, 2005  > Trackback URL
Steve Laplante has a Costanza wallet. It is almost as tall a a silver bullet when folded. I'll post funny comments later when I get some time.

Steve's personal filing cabinet.

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Steve carries around a personal filing cabinet in his pants.

Anonymous Anonymous : Nice! Maybe he should get a PDA!

www.compgeeks.com

I love this site / added to Faves!

Thanks, and keep up the great "work"!
:)    

Costanza Wallet, part II.

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Seriously, look at the thing. It tips the scales at over 6lbs! No wonder Steve is always walking around hunched over.

Hype Hair : The Magazine

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Word to the weave.
Ok, you find something completely useless every day. This magazine is called "hype hair" and it is completely devoted to hype hair. Wow, something tells me that MMP has a wider viewing base than this rag does. What amazes me is how they got Destiny's Child to appear on the cover. Then again, Destiny's Child does have hype hair.

Man, I guess anything can be a magazine...

Sushi with Allison

Sunday, February 20, 2005  > Trackback URL
Allison and I went out for sushi tonight, she doesn't vibe the whole raw fish thing so she just got some veggie rolls. Personally, I love tuna.

Stupid Chinese Food Bitch

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Ok, there's nothing I hate more than being ignored. Especially when it is somewhere that I'm about to spend money. So, here's a picture of this complete beotch that works at this Chinese food place near Rob & Walsh's. We sat there for at least 5 minutes, 3 feet from her face before she even made eye contact. SO, guess what that gets her... Right into the blog as MMP's Assclown Of The Day. Congratulations you ignorant piece of red shirt wearing trash, your poor customer service and ignorance gets you immortalized on a website that .000000000000000013% of the population looks at.

You know what would have been really funny, if she turned to us when she was ready to talk to us and then we ignored her for 5 minutes. Ya know, talk to her when it is convenient for us.

Yeah, that's what we should have done.

Anonymous Anonymous : This happens all the time to me, too!

[It's still Robert, one link is enough.]    

Ace Of Base

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So I was going around in Allison's car and found her Ace Of Base cd. The funny thing here is that she doesn't even have a cd player in her car, yet she has the Ace Of Base cd. Outstanding throwback item to the 90's.

New iPod shuffle.

Thursday, February 17, 2005  > Trackback URL
I've got an iPod shuffle, horray for me. (I've also got a 10gb ipod)

Bosox Bling!

Wednesday, February 16, 2005  > Trackback URL
Show your support for the BoSox with a little BoSoxBling!

Walgreens Lingerie, nasty.

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What ho-skeezbag buys their dainties at Walgreens????
Seriously, if you are in Walgreens and this sign happens to catch your eye, you should be dragged out back and shot.

Alex endorces Anusol.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005  > Trackback URL
Why in the name of god would you ever name your product ANUSOL!?!
Seriously, we get it... The cream goes on your anus. Yeah, 10-4.

More pics taken from Sunday River.

Monday, February 14, 2005  > Trackback URL
Going huge at the freeskier trilogy tour at Sunday River.

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Blake put it best, Happy Single Awareness Day.

Sick pics from Sunday River.

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Man, I need to get me a digital SLR camera...

The Freeskier Van.

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This is the minivan that Freeskier Magazine rented for us this weekend. Read the full story and see some of the pictures that I took at Freeskier.com | Sunday River Article. Matt Harvey did an awesome job on the article and gives yours truely some shout outs, check it out if you wanna know all the poop about me picking up the freeskiers at the airport and helping them out all weekend...

Vagina, the box a penis comes in.

Thursday, February 10, 2005  > Trackback URL
I completely forgot to upload this picture a couple weeks ago, I guess I was just saving it for a drab day in the blog.

John & Jen @ Mount Snow.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005  > Trackback URL
I forgot to take this pic off of my phone a couple weeks ago, here's John and Jen at Mount Snow. Suffering through the -9 degree weather. After this picture we all proceeded to get rediculously hammered back at John's house and get snowed in with 24 inches of fresh powder. I should have called into work the next day or just quit my job entirely, the snow was just that good.

Smitty loves his beer.

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Smitty loves his beer. For those of you that have instant messenger, I would reccomend placing him on your buddy list. He's always got awesome away messages and you've really got to check out his "news of the day" section. Very entertaining for an AIM profile, and constantly updated. AIM : Smitty7744

Naomi Cameron.

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Naomi is drowing in thought right now...
Now, does the refrigerator light turn off when I close the door? Or does it stay on?

I guess it is one of life's little mysteries.


Rusty's toilet. Ewwwwww.

Monday, February 07, 2005  > Trackback URL
Ohh man, someone's raggin' hard...
No surprise that this is the toilet at Rusty's house. He does live with two girls afterall. Then again, it could be Rusty. He has been pretty bloated and moody recently. Come to think of it, this would all explain why he had a tampon string hanging out of his pantleg this past weekend.

Ewwwww.

Best parking spot at Wachusett... Again.

Sunday, February 06, 2005  > Trackback URL
I continue my Cal Ripken like streak of getting the best parking spot at Wachusett Mountain. Ski in - ski out access, right to my car.


Just as a heads up to everyone, I will probably be doing a fund raiser for Wachusett on 2.25 to benefit the Bay State Champions for Children foundation. It will involve me skiing for 25 hours in a row. I'll probably be looking for sponsors. I'll be blogging the entire event, so feel free to sponsor me and feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that you did something good for once in your miserable existance.

Silicone boob in my beer @ Hooters?

Saturday, February 05, 2005  > Trackback URL
What the hell is floating in the beer? Is that a bag of ice or one of the rejected silicone breast implants from one of the employees here at hooters? Don't get me wrong, I loves me some boobies, just not in my brew.

Pay your taxes, Jermaine.

Friday, February 04, 2005  > Trackback URL
"You ain't a big dog unless you got a Bentley" - Jermaine Dupri.

Well Jermaine, I guess you ain't a big dog unless you pay your taxes either. Assclown.

(For those of you that don't know, Jermaine didn't pay his taxes and the govt reposessed a whole bunch of his cool crap, including his Bentley.)

Rob wearing aviators inside... Again.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005  > Trackback URL
I like how Rob doesn't smoke, yet he somehow manages to carry around a pack of Lucky Strikes with him. Then again, Lucky strikes are the perfect accessory to those haggered ass sunglasses glasses he's wearing... Indoors, might I add.

You can tell we're all hungover from the night before, we're at Nancy Changs for the buffet. Eating contests rock.

Man, Rob is being a bigtime Blog-Whore this week.